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19th-Oct-2008 01:03 am - out of sheer blah
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theodore!

  1. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of theodore!
  2. Never store theodore at room temperature.
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill theodore.
  4. A lump of theodore the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. Theodore was originally called Cheerioats!
  6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up theodore.
  7. Theodore can sleep for three and a half years.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are theodore.
  9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as theodore.
  10. Theodore has 118 ridges around the edge.
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14th-Jun-2006 01:40 pm - Brazil vs Croatia
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i expected Brazil to score within the first thirty minutes.They didn't.Ronaldo waddled.he touched the ball about thrice throughout the match.will not do *frowns*.Although Dave Woods did say he takes time to get into the rhythm of play

Ronaldinho,on the other hand was pure magic.I haven't seen anyone play so smoothly.If i would have been a football player i would have been him :D.except that he has really bad teeth,in fact,at least three players in the team are in dire need of orthodontic treatment.I mean these people enjoy god status in Brazil! who likes their god to have buck teeth?
12th-Jun-2006 01:15 pm - Yay for the Underdogs!
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yay for Ecuador!! oh and their lemon yellow shoes 8D

yay for Trinidad and Tobago and their cheeky fans who celebrated a 0-0 score like they just won the world cup. poor swedes,quite a shocker for them. *pats them on head sympathetically*
21st-Jan-2006 06:42 pm - delightfully nonsensical
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cryptic_panda!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside cryptic_panda.
  2. Cryptic_panda can sleep for three and a half years!
  3. Cryptic_panda is the world's smallest mammal!
  4. Olive oil was used for washing cryptic_panda in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  5. Cryptic_pandaomancy is the art of telling the future with cryptic_panda.
  6. If you put a drop of liquor on cryptic_panda, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  7. Cryptic_panda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of cryptic_panda.
  9. There are six towns named cryptic_panda in the United States.
  10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their cryptic_panda.
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29th-Oct-2005 04:58 pm - woozy
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woozy.have got prepubescentboy haircut again.very vela.hence the post.and woozy.
wooz woozy woozy woozy
oowizy woozu woozy woozywoozy.thump
13th-Oct-2005 05:55 pm - intrepid me
pets and relatives
off to the dentist's
8th-Oct-2005 02:21 pm - of velaism and critters
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Finally i'm done with the monsters.still don't know when my practical examinations are though and am sick of studying,so have stopped.The university people like dragging things.grrr!

critter encounters

silvermoonstone i'm very sorry,but i murdered a mouse.quite unintentionally though,really.saw it in my room and went hysterical,it tried to hide on my roommate's bed between the mattress and the head of the bed.i kind of whammed the mattress into it *bows head*

the night before my anatomy exam, a huge insect(one of the trillions of members of class insecta that have made our hostel their home dammnit) flew into my eye.and stayed there.the b$%&^7d.my eye was on fire for hours afterwards,it had to be taken out later.the insect , not my eye.most disgusting.who told you to build a college in the middle of the countryside?peegs
anyway,woke up on morning of exam with eye thrice it's normal size,with the sclera bulging out.my nickname-alien , still stands
30th-Aug-2005 12:13 am - self pity
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due to impending exams ,my non-academic reading has been reduced to loo reading.i am in want of chocolate doughnuts and sympathetic pats on the head.

and i want to know why stars are given boring names like SDF-667 and hurricanes are named Ivan and Katrina

and now i must dive into urine

6th-Aug-2005 07:55 pm(no subject)
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what is it with policemen at the metro station being so overtly suspicious?the guy felt my bag,did'nt believe me when i told him it's a hairbrush,not a pistol and insisted on examining it really carefully.looking for a concealed trigger or something.*eye-roll*
everything to do with the london bombings.

apparently there are two versions of hbp-the kids version and the adult version.what is the difference between them?please enlighten me,someone

*goes off to eat*
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